I am so immature

I can handle poopy diapers and even dog vomit. But, you know what makes me completely, undeniably squeamish?


Ants! One little ant here and there is fine, but an army of ants? Blech!!!!! Makes me wriggle in gut-wrenching pain as I imagine those little boogers attacking my family. EEW. Seriously. Ants totally suck!



Another thing that makes me very squeamish?

I decided I would roast a chicken today so that I'd have some chicken meat for ..... well, to eat and stuff. We'll eat some of the roasted goodness tonight - and we'll have enough left over for noodle soup on another day. But, rinsing that little booger out over the sink and touching its little, like, feetsies and wings and stuff? TOTALLY GROSS.

I'm so immature. I've never cooked a bird in my life. Truth be told, I don't really like eat chicken very often - let alone cook it. But, today? I held a bird by the feet in the sink and rinsed out it's little uh.. cavity.. and whatnot. Ick!

I'll grow up someday! But for today, I just want you to know that I'm thoroughly grossed out. That's all. Thanks for listening!