Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Open Letters

Dear President Obama,
Congratulations on the new job. I've been praying for you.  You've got quite the reputation to live up to. Hope. Change. Fairness. Balance. Restoration. Wish I could say, "Don't get sucked into the politics of it all."  Good luck with all that.
In Christ,
Citizen Maggie

Dear Valerie,
The 5K is FIVE DAYS AWAY. Are we ready? I know you are ... but will I survive??  Thanks so much for motivating me to do this! You are such an awesome friend.
Love ya!
Maggs


To cancer,
You suck. I've nothing nice to say to you. You're messing with a lot of lives. But, a lot of your targets are strong fighters.  They will prevail.
yours truly,
me

Dear LOST,
We gots a hot date tomorrow, yes? I hope you're not screwing with us... the premier better in fact be tomorrow night.  I can't help but ask if you are having the season premier in some weird, undisclosed location that is set apart from where I live by a few days or something.  I can't wait to be sucked in. Love you muches.
xoxo,
Maggs


Dear Abbey,
You're the bestest BFF evah! I wish I could come visit you in Houston. But really? That wouldn't be such a good idea - cuz all I'd wanna do is sit around and chit chat with you and maybe play a little AC, which somehow immediately turns into a LOT of AC and I wouldn't get anything done. So maybe it's good that we have our distance, ya know. But, I miss you and Pete like crazy. Give the pets lovin for me, yes - even the cats GAH. 
Love you darling!
Maggs

Dear Old Man Winter,
My mom used to tell me, "poo or get off the pot." ...Well, her language was a bit more colorful than that.  But, I'm ready for some pretty snow or even some (light, no damage please) ice.  But, this frigid air with nothing to show for it? BOO. It gives me spring fever.  Winter, you and I have had a love/hate relationship for a very long time...  the love part is fading fast. Show some results, or be gone with you!
Thanks!
Maggie


Dear people-who-need-to-get-their-ducks-in-a-row,
I'm ready for my sweet husby to get that new position. I know there's a pretty good chance that you want him. I know he wants the job. I know I want him to have the job.  Quit being all government-like and just start the hiring process, already! Gah! Thanks, love ya!
Kindly,
Maggie


2 comments:

Steve said...

Dear Maggie,
Thanks! :)

Unknown said...

Dear Stever,
You're most welcome. Thanks for appreciating it. You and Tonia can move to KCK and we can hang out. K? Sounds good to me!

TTYS,
Maggs